Audio PostSun, May. 19, 2013 108 notes

Title: ATBS Audio Q&A May 2013 Artist: Rachel Cook 374 plays

Ask The Bro Str!der now has a voice! Yours truely is voiced by the great and talented Glenn Garth, with guest stars Peeps as our little man Dave and Auntie Rara herself!

Tonight, I am answering the following:

1.) Hey, remember Dave’s kindergarten crush, Amanda? Does Dave ever hang out with her anymore? :) How’s she doing?

2.) What’s your favorite thing in the world, besides Katanas, Smuppets, and DJing?

3.) How do you feel about people pairing you together romantically with Daves friend, John Egbert?

4.) (Dave) Bro whys there smuppets on my bed. bro. bro. why. why i say.

5.) What I wanted to ask was… What do YOU think of Lady Gaga and her snazzy outfits? I bet you could make a plushtoydress like hers!

Thank you very much beautifuls for your patience! Auntie Rara’s been going through some financial issues, (Namely her drawing tablet breaking…) and she apologizes for the lengthy hiatus. She is still working on the Giveaway preparation as well as accepting art commissions—-Glenn Garth himself is accepting both art and voice commissions as well and has a GREAT SALE FOR THE WEEK, so give them both a holler if y’all would like some great work from them, beautifuls!

Rara’s Commish Info: http://szenandoa.tumblr.com/post/35468016177/raras-commission-info

Glenn’s Commish Info: http://glenngarth.tumblr.com/post/50183456100/heres-all-my-information-youll-need-for




Photo Post Wed, Jan. 30, 2013 134 notes

[[ WARNING! NSFW ]]
“Hmph. Looks like Auntie snapped me at a bad time.”“Or rather, a really good time.”

[[ WARNING! NSFW ]]

“Hmph. Looks like Auntie snapped me at a bad time.”

“Or rather, a really good time.”




Photo Post Tue, Dec. 25, 2012 592 notes

“Happy Holidays, everyone! Hope yours is safe, warm, relaxing, and joyful.
“Yes, that is a mistletoe over my belt buckle… Am I gonna catch you underneath it, beautiful? ♥”

“Happy Holidays, everyone! Hope yours is safe, warm, relaxing, and joyful.

“Yes, that is a mistletoe over my belt buckle… Am I gonna catch you underneath it, beautiful? ♥”





Photo Post Fri, Dec. 21, 2012 10 notes

“… I hope none of you look at me in a different light because of this… I-I happen to be very sensitive about this subject, okay?”
Guest Star: Angel

“… I hope none of you look at me in a different light because of this… I-I happen to be very sensitive about this subject, okay?”

Guest Star: Angel




Photo Post Sat, Dec. 08, 2012 80 notes

“Hey there, beautiful faces! Thanks so much for the 300+ follows, man oh man! You guys really know how to make a man feel good.
“So I’ve been pretty busy these past months, and I do apologize for not getting to eveyone very quickly. Wow, this blog running business is tougher than ya’d think! But I’ll be up and rolling in no time, babes.
“Hope you guys are having a grand holiday season! Expect a few little ‘season’s greetings’ from Yours Truely… ;)”
(( SUP GUYS This here post is from a commission from SpectrumSeer! If you guys are wanting a hot little piece of Bro art from me, check out my commission rates and the sweet STAR STRUCK deals here: http://szenandoa.tumblr.com/post/35468016177/raras-holiday-commission-info ))

“Hey there, beautiful faces! Thanks so much for the 300+ follows, man oh man! You guys really know how to make a man feel good.

“So I’ve been pretty busy these past months, and I do apologize for not getting to eveyone very quickly. Wow, this blog running business is tougher than ya’d think! But I’ll be up and rolling in no time, babes.

“Hope you guys are having a grand holiday season! Expect a few little ‘season’s greetings’ from Yours Truely… ;)”

(( SUP GUYS This here post is from a commission from SpectrumSeer! If you guys are wanting a hot little piece of Bro art from me, check out my commission rates and the sweet STAR STRUCK deals here: http://szenandoa.tumblr.com/post/35468016177/raras-holiday-commission-info ))

(Source: askthebrostrider, via ophiuca)




Photo Post Wed, Nov. 28, 2012 20 notes

“And if anyone tells you otherwise, it’s a lie.”
Hey, don’t forget about STAR STRUCK Commission Deals from Rara and the Giveaway if I reach 400+ Followers, guys! Heheh.
(( Omg I need to answer more questions.. Sorry this one was a quickie, but I happened to draw a very ****fabulous**** Bro and had to use it. ))

“And if anyone tells you otherwise, it’s a lie.”

Hey, don’t forget about STAR STRUCK Commission Deals from Rara and the Giveaway if I reach 400+ Followers, guys! Heheh.

(( Omg I need to answer more questions.. Sorry this one was a quickie, but I happened to draw a very ****fabulous**** Bro and had to use it. ))




Text Post Sat, Nov. 17, 2012 6 notes

Giveaway Soon! Reach 400+ Followers…

 “Hey, beautifuls! So Auntie and I’ve been doing some talking, and we’ll start a giveaway—-if we can reach 400+ followers! (Note that this post here isn’t the official Giveaway…)

“Keep in mind that the Giveaway itself will NOT be follower-dependent, and you do not have to be following Ask The Bro Str!der to participate; the Giveaway itself, however, will not start until we reach 400+ followers.

“There will be prizes such as bookmarks, prints, posters, and quite possibly a T-shirt of any size!

“So spread the word and spread some love for a chance of getting some free hot stuff in the near future! We love you, beautifuls~

“Hey, and don’t forget to check out our STAR STRUCK deals if you’d like to commission my Auntie Rara, the artist and writer of Ask The Bro Str!der, for some hot sexy art!”






Photo Post Mon, Nov. 12, 2012 9 notes

“… Oh dear… How did this get leaked out onto the internet…?
“… There’s only one person who could have done this.
     ”And it wasn’t me for once.”
(( NSFW MATURE 18+ version here: http://szenandoa.tumblr.com/post/35552338646/warning-nsfw-mature-content-hey-bro-hows 
BTW Wow, thanks for 300+ follows! And don’t forget to seize the STAR STRUCK commission deals opportunity if you’re lookin’ to buy some sweet Bro or other Hamsteak art! ))

“… Oh dear… How did this get leaked out onto the internet…?

“… There’s only one person who could have done this.

     ”And it wasn’t me for once.”

(( NSFW MATURE 18+ version here: http://szenandoa.tumblr.com/post/35552338646/warning-nsfw-mature-content-hey-bro-hows 

BTW Wow, thanks for 300+ follows! And don’t forget to seize the STAR STRUCK commission deals opportunity if you’re lookin’ to buy some sweet Bro or other Hamsteak art! ))




Text Post Sun, Nov. 11, 2012 10 notes

“STAR STRUCK” Commission Deals!

Hey there, beautiful faces… Looks like I’m in a pickle. Truck broke down, and needin’ some cash to help pay to fix it.

So Auntie Rara’s taking up commissions! But not just ANY commissions… There’s an offer exclusively advertised by Yours Truely that you just can’t resist—-asides Yours Truely.

Include the code words “STAR STRUCK” in any Kid/Troll/Guardian related order and you’ll get up to 25% off! Now, that’s a pretty hot deal. And believe me, I know hot.

So check out her blog post for her information here: http://szenandoa.tumblr.com/post/35468016177/raras-commission-info, or email Szenandoah@gmail.com for further details!

If nothing else, give the posts a signal boost, they’re much appreciated.





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